[Buffy says "Now this is not going to be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content."]
I came across this a while back and thought I should add it to the growing pile of Twi-snark.
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What does happen when Bella has the painters and decorators in?
EDIT: I guess SMeyer had to think up an answer to the menstruation question.
“Several girls wanted to know if Edward would have a more difficult time being around Bella when she’s having her period. Answer: Yes, a little bit, but he would never say anything about it–much too much of a gentleman. And Bella would be way to embarrassed to ask. (It’s not the same as a cut, though. It’s sort of “dead” blood, if you get my meaning).” – Stephenie Meyer, Personal Correspondance #2, Twilight Lexicon